crumbumm:

what it feels like to get in a car that’s been parked anywhere in the state of Florida for more than twenty minutes

crumbumm:

what it feels like to get in a car that’s been parked anywhere in the state of Florida for more than twenty minutes

mirtora:

Some of my favourite yuri pairings~ (♥ω♥*)

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

lotolle:

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

lotolle:

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

h0odrich:

firmeprincess:

mustgopro:

younggigs:

These hoes got no standard, wtf giving head in a camry damnn

Not a ho, thats my girl Lil man. Its not a Camry dumbass its a Prius.

younggigs 1st off I’m not a ho just cus I wana suck up my man while he drives. 2ndly he’s driving a hybrid which saves him money on gas & is good for the environment. Overall U complaining bout the type of car but U probably walking with no hos or gf lol at U

OMG TAG TEAM #CLAPBACK

h0odrich:

firmeprincess:

mustgopro:

younggigs:

These hoes got no standard, wtf giving head in a camry damnn

Not a ho, thats my girl Lil man. Its not a Camry dumbass its a Prius.

younggigs 1st off I’m not a ho just cus I wana suck up my man while he drives. 2ndly he’s driving a hybrid which saves him money on gas & is good for the environment. Overall U complaining bout the type of car but U probably walking with no hos or gf lol at U

OMG TAG TEAM #CLAPBACK

houseofh0rr0rs:

marauders4evr:

Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton

(From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)

Tim Burton ❤️

stupidtolkieniancomics:

zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.

i’m dying

stupidtolkieniancomics:

zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.

AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.

SAURON DESERVES IT.

i’m dying

(Source: brofligate)